Funny Greeting Card — The Internet: Misdiagnosing You Since 2001

All our funny, weird, poetic, artistic, and even blank (that was an error on my part) greeting cards are lovingly made by a large industrial robot called Trev Clankhands.

The cards are bright and bold, like the first day of Catholic school—shiny on the front, not shiny inside. Made of card. 7x5x0.01-sized pockets of Clankhands craft.